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Jupiter

You scored 47% temperature (higher=warmer), 83% gravity (higher=more gravity), and 91% for the size of your planet.

From what I've gathered, you appear to prefer a planet that has average temperature, is large sized, and has lots of gravity. You are in luck! I have the perfect planet for you. Your new home is Jupiter!

The average temperature of your new home is a frigid -244 F (-153.34°). At first that might not sound average, but there are only 3 planets warmer. Don't count on any relief in the summer time either, because Jupiter doesn't have any seasons. Time may not fly on Jupiter, but your days certainly will. They only last 10 Earth hours. Of course your years will go much slower. By the time you are 7 years old you will probably be ready for a nursing home.

Make sure you are ready for the tremendous gravity on your new world. It's 250% of Earth's gravity. Expect to be under 4 feet tall by the end of your life with all that force dragging you down. It will take some getting used to.

Since Jupiter is so massive, there will be many smaller communities throughout your world. Perhaps you may wish to live on its famous Great Red Spot. You won't have to worry about any sleazy Jupiter-Mart chains popping up all over your planet because it's too big for that. Even if it did, you could just move away from the mess. Speaking of which, you have some great vacation spots nearby. Jupiter has 63 identified satellites, and one of them, the moon Europa, might even have drinkable water beneath its surface. Enjoy your new home!

Positive feedback or friendly suggestions are always appreciated. Thanks for taking the test.

Link: The Choose your next planet Test written by harpoleers on OkCupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test